Ice Skating~

On the 28th October 2008, we enjoyed ourselves at Asia City.. We reached centre point at around 11am.. Next, we went to Warisan Square.. We had our brunch at there.. We went to Secret Recipe to enjoy our meal.. Wau.. Five of us( Yan Juang, Shuk Kun, Sherene, Kitty, Shian Nee) + two guys ( Kevin Victor and Yu Cheng) spent around RM 120 there.. It costs many to us but enjoyed.. After we enjoyed our brunch, we went back to centre point.. Sherene looked forward shopping.. And we did.. Each of us bought a shirt for ourselves.. Next, our destination--- Asia City~! We walked to Asia City.. We reached there at 12.50pm.. But.. We were told that ice skating service was still not available and it will only be opened at 1pm.. We waited for ten minutes.. We thought the door was not opended.. Suddenly, Shuk Kun mis0opened the door.. We entered the ice skating centre.. We paid Rm12 for each person.. We rent their ice skating shoes.. After we wore the shoes, we found that some of us can't even stand up properly.. Haha.. We spent few minutes to walk into the centre.. Let's guess who is the first who fell down.. Yea.. That is Shian Nee.. She fell down for times but she has improved her skill.. Sherene skated for twenty minutes and she sat down to rest.. She gave up.. But she kept taking photos of hers.. Wau.. She took many photos.. Then Kitty was so scare.. She kept holding something so that she won't fall down.. Lastly, she managed to walk around the centre by herself.. Kevin seemed skillful.. But he fell down for times too since he walked too fast.. Shuk Kun.. Nothing special.. Yan Juang.. Wau.. She is talented.. She managed to skate even this is her first time to play.. This girl is really naughty but helpful.. She kept helping Shian Nee but lastly she fell down too.. Yu Cheng was too timid.. He fell down for times too.. He kept trying to skate with he help of Kevin.. Finally he can skate too.. After that, we played pool and table tennis at there too.. We can't imagine that Yan Juang is a good pooler.. Fantastic.. Then we were so tired and we walked back to centre point to buy Yoyo.. We went back to hostel by taking taxi at 4pm.. In conclusion, we enjoyed ourselves..

来学反义词

Murid BC /PJ : Selamat pagi, Tuan .

Tuan Lee : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam kamu doakan saya tak selamat?

Murid BC / PJ : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam Tuan!

Tuan Lee : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.

Murid BC / PJ : Selamat sejahtera Tuan!

Tuan Lee : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik.. Hari ini saya nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Apabila saya sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?

Murid BC / PJ : Faham, Tuan !

Tuan Lee : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.

Murid BC / PJ : (senyap)

Tuan Lee : Pandai!

Murid Loo : Bodoh!

Tuan Lee : Tinggi!

Murid Yong : Rendah!

Tuan Lee : Jauh!

Murid Ngu : Dekat!

Tuan Lee : Keadilan!

Murid Chen : UMNO!

Tuan Lee : Salah!

Murid Chen : Betul!

Tuan Lee : Bodoh!

Murid Chen : Pandai!

Tuan Lee : Bukan!

Murid Sim : Ya!

Tuan Lee : Oh Tuhan!

Murid Sim : Oh Hamba!

Tuan Lee : Dengar ini!

Murid Liaw : Dengar itu!

Tuan Lee : Diam!

Murid Lu : Bising!

Tuan Lee : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!

Murid Chee : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!

Tuan Lee : Mati aku!

Murid BC/ PJ : Hidup kami!

Tuan Lee : Rotan baru tau!

Murid Soh : Akar lama tak tau!

Tuan Lee : Malas aku ajar kamu!

Murid Alice : Rajin kamu belajar cikgu!

Tuan Lee : Kamu gila!

Murid Ong : Kami siuman!

Tuan Lee : Cukup! Cukup!

Murid Chung : Kurang! Kurang!

Tuan Lee : Sudah! Sudah!

Murid Chong : Belum! Belum!

Tuan Lee : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?

Murid BC / PJ : Sebab kami sebahagian pandai!

Tuan Lee : Oh! Melawan!

Murid BC / PJ : Oh! Mengalah!

Tuan Lee : Kurang ajar!

Murid BC / PJ : Cukup ajar!

Tuan Lee : Habis aku!

Murid BC / PJ : Kekal kami!

Tuan Lee : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!

Murid Ling : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!

Tuan Lee : Sudah, bodoh!

Murid Tiang : Belum, pandai!

Cikgu : Berdiri!

Murid Chu : Duduk!

Tuan Lee : Saya kata UMNO salah!

Murid BC / PJ : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!

Tuan Lee : Bangkang kamu ni!

Murid BC/ PJ : Cerdik kami tu!

Tuan Lee : Rosak!

Murid Wong : Baik!

Tuan Lee : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!

Murid Chiew : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!

Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)


Stupid girl

Tanjung Aru~~

Today(18-10-2008) we had gone to the famous beach at Kota Kinabalu--Tanjung Aru.. We enjoyed ourselves there.. This trip is joined by Shuk Kun, Yan Juang, Xiao Yu, Shian Nee, Kitty, Hui Ming, Yuen Hsing, Suk Cheng and our friend from PMU, Jing Xuan.. Even we were not going with a big gang.. But we did enjoy the trip.. We went there by taking taxi.. Wau.. It costs us RM15 per journey.. But we have no idea on how to go there besides taking taxi.. Once we reached Tanjung Aru, we rushed to the beach which is attractive enough.. Without wasting time, Hui Ming jumped into the sea.. Slowly we all joined.. Due to some "technical problem", Kitty and Yan Juang can't play well.. Haha.. U got what i mean.. Right? But finally both of their body were wet as well.. The sea isn't deep enough for us to swim.. And the stupid wave was too strong.. Suddenly, Kitty and Shian Nee shouted out.. They told us that they saw fish.. OMG.. Fishes are living in the sea.. Seeing fish is normal thing.. Ok?! (SWT -_-") Xiao Yu who is a desperator kept taking photos of hers.. She kept changing her poses.. She is such sexy today.. Wearing purple bra which is matched perfectly with her purple singlet.. No wonder it's getting more guys came nearer to our gang.. Haha.. Before this, I never wondered Hui Ming would take off her shirt to swim.. She is talented to be the next American Idol.. Haha.. After that, Yuen Hsing who is creative suggested to form a pyramid pose at the beach.. Yuen Hsing took a lot of photos of us.. But unfortunately, the photos are black and white.. since she mis-pressed a button.. But the photos looked stylish too.. Suk Cheng and Jing Xuan kept taking photos of us.. They seem enjoyed this trip since they are too stress during week days.. Time passes quickly.. It's time for us to get out from sea.. While we went to the wash room to change our clothes, I went to flirt a western guy.. "Hello.. Can i take a photo with u?"..this is what i said.. Embarrassingly, he replied " Huh? Why?".. Oh no.. I was such "malu" at that moment.. I thought my mission had failed.. Luckily his friend came and took photo with me.. After finishing my mission, we continued to the washroom.. After that, we went to the food court to enjoy our dinner.. We seem like didn't eat for days.. We ordered kew teao, fish, ABC, juice, lekor(malay food), etc.. We enjoyed our meals within one hour.. Before the sky was getting darker, we went back to our hostel.. For us, this Tanjung Aru trip is tiring.. But enjoyable.. We hope that we can have another trip which is as enjoyacle as this trip.. And if possible, more participants will have more joyful moments.. Thanks for giving me a joyful trip while i come across with many problems.. My sadness is getting further from me with the presence of u all.. Thanks.. My friends..








Shuk Kun

這一生中，你錯過了什麼？

太太 在二十五歲時問丈夫， 丈夫沮喪的回答她：
我錯過一個新的工作機會。
三十五歲時， 丈夫生氣的告訴她：
我剛錯過了一班公車。
四十五歲時， 丈夫傷心的說：
我錯過與親人見最後一面。
五十五歲時， 丈夫失望的回答：
我錯過了退休的好時機。
六十五歲時， 丈夫匆匆的答說：
我錯過了看牙醫的時間。

一如往常的， 太太總是回以微笑， 而微笑中總帶著落寞。
七十五歲那年， 太太不再問先生了，
此時，先生正跪坐在病危的太太面前，
想起太太每隔一段時間，
總要問他的問題，他反過來問太太，
而太太的微笑中帶著解脫回答：

這一生，我沒有錯過你！
此時，先生早已淚流滿面，
原以為兩人可以永遠在一起，
所以，終日忙著工作與繁瑣的事，
卻從不曾用心體貼朝夕相處的另一半，
　
先生緊抱著太太說：
這輩子，我錯過妳五十年來的深情?
繁忙的都市裡，有著許多為工作打拚的人，
大家總習慣於把工作當成生活的重心，
為了滿足社會的價值，
不惜出賣自己的時間與身體，
捨不得多花時間投資健康，
以至於錯過了陪同孩子成長的機會、
忽略了身旁關心自己的親友、輕忽 了自己的身體。
珍惜，果真要在錯過後才能感受？

沒有人知道明年今日會怎麼？
人世無常，趕緊把握當下，把心中的感激告訴愛你的人、
用行動關心你的家人，把每一天都當成人生的最後一段，
即使走了，也能讓自己及身旁的人了無遺憾。







Shuk Kun

笑一笑吧！

没听清
一对青年男女在公园约会时，女孩特别想放屁，她想了个办法。
女：你听过布谷鸟叫吗？　　
男：没听过。
女：我给你学，布（放屁声）－谷（口中发出的声音）。
学了几声后，该放的也已放完。
女：听清了吗？
男：放屁声太大，没听清。

兔子
一天，袋鼠开着车在乡村小路上转悠，突然看到小白兔在路中央，耳朵及身体几乎完全趴在地上似乎在听什么... 于是..袋鼠停下车很好奇地问：“小白兔，请问一下你在听什么？”
“半小时前这里有一辆大货车经过...”　　“哇靠..这么神！..你是怎么知道的？..”　　“我的脖子和腿就是这么断的..”

猫和老鼠
有一精神病患者总认为自己是老鼠，在医生的帮助下终于康复了。出院的那天，这名患者刚刚走到门口，突然有一只猫出现在他的面前，令他目瞪口呆。　　医生：你现在已经好了，为什么还那样？　　患者：我知道我已经不是老鼠，但猫知道吗？

两夫妻
长颈鹿嫁给了猴子，一年后长颈鹿提出离婚：我再也不要过这种上蹿下跳的日子了！猴子大怒：离就离！谁见过亲个嘴还得爬树的！

缘分
黑猩猩不小心踩到了长臂猿拉的大便，长臂猿温柔细心地帮其擦洗干净后它们相爱了，别人问起它们是怎么走到一起的？黑猩猩感慨地说：猿粪！都是猿粪啊！

疯牛病
两头牛在吃草。其中一头说；“最近流行疯牛病，我们不会被传染上吧？”另一头说；“不会，我们是袋鼠啊。”(已经疯了)

卡带
一个神经病躺在床上唱歌，唱着唱着，翻了个身继续唱，医生问他：你唱就唱吧，翻身干吗呀？神经病说：傻瓜，A面唱完当然唱B面！

醉汉
一醉汉不慎从三楼掉下,引来路人围观,一警察过来:发生什么事?醉汉:不清楚,我也是刚到。

钱包
威克小城最近很乱，所以很多人出门都不戴钱包。斯尔星期三一早去上班，刚走不远就被一个拿着刀的人逮住。 “快拿钱包，否则杀了你。” 斯尔得意的说：“我没带，不信你可以搜。” 那人翻遍全身，很失望的要走，忽然一个举着钱包的小孩跑过来喊到：“爸爸，你忘记带钱包！”

“Go,go,go!"
一天瞎子和子瘸子骑自行车出门办事,,瞎子骑,瘸子看路,,这时路上突然出现一条深沟,,瘸子惊叫到：“沟,沟,沟！”结果瞎子以为他在唱歌，回唱到：“哦类,哦类,哦类！”结果瞎子和瘸子一起掉进沟里!

琪。

我的十九岁生日。。。

今年跟去年不一样，去年没吃到蛋糕，可是今年却一连吃到三个蛋糕。

由于跟淑贞相隔两天，所以我最可爱又美丽的室友京玹在23日那晚跟隔壁房的姐妹们一起为我们 唱生日歌，和吃我最喜爱的Chocholate moist cake..她也送了我一条很珍贵的手链。（那一刹那我真的被吓坏了，因为我刚从浴室洗完澡出来，裤子还没穿，他们四五个人从进来了，有点措手不及哦。。 而且很羞哦！ 可是真的很惊喜咯。。因为在那之前我还问她，你买蛋糕给谁，他说帮芷彤买的。。我既然一点怀疑都没有。。很失败哦！！）
过了几天， 26日下午，今天没有华文学会，因此决定跟小美慧下去吃蛋糕，可是被取消了，因为慧敏和慧贞要等Broadband salesman，所以就改去傍晚，打算练完体操才去。在练习时，我没太注意彦庄和小鱼，只觉得很奇怪他们在同一个礼堂，既然还要讲电话。由于我希望回家 之前能把整支舞练熟，就不停的听音乐，要小鱼教我。突然，彦庄冲过来把我开的音乐关掉，我吓到了。怎么了？我做错了吗？
同学们不懂什么时候进了礼 堂，突然捧着点燃十九岁蜡烛的巧克力蛋糕（又是巧克力哦！）一起唱生日歌给我和淑贞。刹那间我真的被感动了。。妈妈，我很想哭哦。。因为我以为我的十九岁的生日在星期日啊。。是假 期而且我又回家了，根本不会有人记得啊。。唱完生日歌后，真正让我开心是我收到一张来自每一位班上的同学签名的生日卡，而且还有一些不同班的同学签名留 字，有友族哦！！也有一位的学长的祝福。。。哇。。。太高兴了。。。而且这卡片很特别，它被设计成像一张证书，上面有我的名字和生日日期（乌龙：生日日期 写到28 Oktober ）。。。哈哈！！满好笑的。。。可是我真的很开心，因为它很特别，最主要是它包含了制作人画时的心意。。各位同学们的留字签名。。。这一切是外面现成的卡 片永远不能及的。。。。
“在此我要谢谢各位同学的心意，其实我的生日愿望，不贪心，就是为我们大家许的。。希望它能成真，我们大家要开心的度过这五年”

回到家那天，接到一通电话，美婷约我晚上跟大家一起喝茶，由于太久没见，感觉有点陌生，而且在I.P.GAYA 习惯了严肃，“沉默是金”，所以同学们说我变了，紫儿和晓薇说我变Serious了。。听到有点开心。。我终于脱离那疯狂吵闹症了。。。哈哈。。。

第二天，同学们来我家，度过了愉快的一天。。。。
过程懒惰些哦。。。嘻嘻。。。。。